Wednesday, September 30, 2009

12 Kitties Caught in a Variety of Funny & Less-than-Flattering Poses

Want to see some kitties caught in strange, funny, odd, wacko, bizarre, silly, and mischievous situations? Well, shame on you! OK, the kitties forgive you as long as you don't laugh too loudly at them. Here's a preview of the kitty cats that were caught red-pawed in a variety of unflattering poses.
  • Stir-Fry Kity
  • Doin' the Deed in the Toilet Kitty
  • Relaxin' with a Cold One Kitty
  • Chewin' the Charmin Kitty
  • Junked Up Kitties (Alternately, We've Got a Really Weird Owner Kitties)
  • Great Taste, Zero Sugar Kitty
  • Lather, Rinse, Repeat Kitty
  • Caught Wet-Pawed Kitty
  • Yarmulke Kitty
  • Yep, That's the Spot Kitty
  • Trio of Love Kitty
  • Drenched Rat Kitty
To see pictures of these kitty rascals, visit 12 Cats Caught in Funny, Embarrassing, Bizarre, and Compromising Situations.



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Saturday, September 26, 2009

Possessed by the Devil Kitties Needing an Exorcism

As you probably know, the sad truth is that all kitties are possessed to some extent by the Prince of Darkness. It's really no secret. You see Him shining through in their eyes, you His voice in their meows, you recognize His influence in their unpredictable and possessed behaviors.

There are 10 kitties whose possession by the Evil One is especially dire:

  • Feeling the Dark One from My Jowls to My Eyeballs Kitty
  • Waiting for the Mothership Kitty
  • Staring into the Dark Abyss of Humankind Kitty
  • Area 51 Kitty
  • There's a Fairy Between My Eyes Kitty
  • Vampire Kitty
  • Preparing to Feast on Your Heart Kitty
  • Feeling the Diabolical Presence Within Kitty
  • Wrangling with the Dark and the Light Kitty
  • Scanning for Prey Kitty

These kitties' souls have succumbed to the Dark Abysmal One.

Prepare yourself to meet these sad felines. Are you ready?

Good.

Visit 10 Possessed Cats in Need of an Exorcism.



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Friday, September 25, 2009

Cat Dreams

I’d barter the clanking, glittery trinkets of human life

To languish lazily in the unremembered musings of the alley cat

In the unearthly blue window

Of the timeless, white-stuccoed Greek villa with blinding blue shutters

Of those $19.99 art prints in the mall—

Intoxicating whiffs of cotton breezes

Infused with the essence of magenta geraniums—

What dreams would come?

Slits into a glowing abyss of knowing

Without caring

Halfway here and halfway there—

I know why the Egyptians worshiped them, mummified them:

It’s a groping after the sacred essence of the majestic feline,

Forever twitching now and then in anticipatory elation

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Litter Box Problems = Number One Reason Cats Are Abandoned

Did you know that litter box problems are the most common reason that cats are dropped off at the pound or abandoned in some other awful place? The stark reality of the pound is that the majority of cats who end up there will be euthanized.

There are many effective strategies for combating litter box problems. Many are very simple and easy to try. To learn more, visit Litter Box Problems: 10 Things to Try Instead of Sending Fluffy to the Pound.

Maine Coon Litter Box 1 by {.jerry-b.}.

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Monday, September 21, 2009

Sexy Kitty Cats Lookin' for Love in the Personal Ads

Cat on Crack by dizfunkshinal.

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Meet Jesabell. She's got a super long, extra soft pink tongue that can tickle the right kitty suitor's fancy. She loves to give wet, sloppy, slurppy kisses on kitties' noses and cheeks.

Jesabell is just one of fifteen sexy kitties lookin' for love in the Kitty Personals. To learn more about this hot feline and other eligible kitties, visit Sexy, Sultry, Saucy, Silly, Somewhat Sinful Kitty Cats Lookin' for Love.